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Another one in the bag – Club trip to South Wales

A full week of Welshness! St Fagans for traditional village, the Royal Mint for the history of making money, Bara Brith, Welsh cakes, Penderyn whisky, BBQs and singing. What’s not to like?

Michelle says:

After months of planning, we were headed to Wales at last. Our home for the week was the White Wheat Caravan Park, a small family-owned site on the edge of the Welsh seaside town Porthcawl.  Some of the management team arrived on Sunday afternoon to get everything set up ready for the week ahead but as the wind was picking up a bit only one tent was erected, and the rest of the construction plans were postponed until Monday morning.

Monday morning saw the arrival of gruesome weather with lashing rain and gale force winds. A strong gust of wind caught the roof of our lovely new marquee as it was being put up and caused significant damage to it, bending some of the supporting posts as if they were silver foil. I silently hoped this was not an omen for the rest of the week and wondered if it was too early to open the wine (It was 11.00am). I consoled myself with a cup of tea and one (or two) of Val’s amazing Welsh cakes.

As the day rolled on the wind and rain gradually moved on the pastures new. Blue skies and sunshine arrived just in time to welcome the steady stream of campervans of all shapes and sizes gradually filling the pitches complete with smiling occupants looking forward to the days ahead. Monday night concluded with a welcome BBQ. After so much planning and with mother nature trying her best to scupper our plans, I was certainly relieved to see the long line of tables and chairs snaking across the lawn and to hear the lively chatter and laughter of our club members and our German guests as they settled in.

Tuesday morning saw our first outing – St Fagan’s Welsh History Museum near Cardiff, an amazing place and worth a visit by young and old alike.  I can certainly recommend the cream scones.  In the evening some of us strolled down to the beach to enjoy a drink from the super café Coney Surf Shack introduced to me by member Kim-Ann and then the Porthcawl fireworks which sparkled over the sea. The evening just gets better with impromptu singsong with our German party one of whom had brought his guitar and music over from Germany.  A pattern is set for the rest of the camp.

Wednesday started with bright sunshine and a morning visit to the beautiful Castell Coch, a stunning Victorian indulgence and a testament to love. Then a short drive on to The Royal Mint Experience and a nice lunch at the Mint café – locally sourced steak pie, chips and mushy peas – I am northern after all – £7.95 – bargain!  At 2.15pm we gathered with mounting anticipation for our private tour of the minting room. We are greeted by a mean looking security guard and then our guide Daniel who is not at all mean looking.  The tour ended with a very informative exhibition which includes the first ever minted coin from the time of King Alfred. Some of us even minted our own £2 coin – a super memento of the day. We headed back to the camp for a quiet night but the evening took a turn for the better with impromptu sing song with our German friends one of whom has brought his guitar and music over from Germanysome guitar work from Ulli.

Thursday we were heading off further afield today in rather drizzly and dank weather to The Big Pit. What a fascinating museum and exhibition space it is. The underground visit has certainly left me with a better understanding of Welsh coal mining and the mining communities. Thankfully the afternoon brightened up ready for our Welsh themed BBQ back at the campsite.  Freshly made Dragons Breath sausages resting on a bed of delicious leeks accompanied by homemade coleslaw and potato salad were swiftly dispatched. I didn’t even get to see the homemade Bara Brith (I was not happy!).  Val assures me no Dragons were harmed in the making of the sausages.

Friday was a free day when members and guests explored the local area at their leisure – Cardiff, Swansea, Porthcawl and the Gower. For me it was Porthcawl for shopping, gin tasting and a trip to the 100 year old fun fair.

Saturday – I had initially planned a convoy outing along the promenade but due to a number of reasons I had to cancel. However, all was not lost and disappointed frowns turned to smiles of joy when new member Simone Smith suggested a convoy to Cowbridge. Simone is a local and knew the way and with Nick’s help a beautiful convoy of campers headed off to explore.

Sunday morning was sunny and warn but sadly saw us packing up and saying our goodbyes to old and new friends and one by one the camp became silent.

Before I sign off I would like to thank the people who did all the work tirelessly behind the scenes and who without their help, kindness and their time, this event would not have been possible. My grateful thanks go out to Val, Malcolm, Kim Ann, Martin, James, Marina, Nick and Steve.

A huge thank you goes to campsite owners Alyson and Mike who did us proud. They even installed large new sinks in readiness for our visit and Alyson made VW Campervan blinds and embroidered campervan pictures to make us feel welcome. And I can’t forget Barney, a site resident who was very helpful during our time there and his fresh roast lamb sandwiches were to die for – thank you!!!

Some of you will know that this was my first event, and it would be fair to say it was a bit nerve wracking at times. However, I thoroughly enjoyed it and it was made very special by all of the lovely members who came, our wonderful Germain guests and all people I met during the week I was there. 

Michelle

Member’s Motor – Iain MacDonald

Iain writes: After owning our VW Camper (a 1977 Westfalia) for well over 20 years, our 4 children have had many memorable trips and holidays in the van, including a regular summer trip to a fabulous campsite near Mittenwalt (Alpen-Caravanpark Tennsee). We are only the second owners of this fantastic vehicle, its original owners being Germany and who toured extensively within the Arctic Circle (the van has double glazing!). 

On Saturday 2nd August this year it was time for one of our twin daughters (Virginia) to be married. She naturally chose the VW Camper as her wedding vehicle. 

01 – Primary school (Virginia with pigtails third along with Lilian, Felicity and Oscar)
02 – Wedding Saturday 2nd August 2025, the happy couple Virginia and Adam…Mr and Mrs Taylor
03 – Wedding guests enjoying the camper van
04 – The happy couple (Virginia and Adam) about to leave church after the wedding ceremony. 

We look forward to many more happy years with our camper van, and more weddings to come!

Iain MacDonald

Member’s Motor – The Story of ‘Henning Van’ a 1970 Westfalia – Part 2 – by Simon Gregory

Continued from the last issue. Having sold the old interior…

After clearing out all the detritus and giving it a good wash, I started work on the front panel.  Fortunately, a new front panel was included in the sale, albeit a 4-piece kit that includes a late bay panel that is modified to make up the Early Bay front panel.  Getting the panels welded together and fitting correctly took many weekends, but it was very rewarding by the end when Henning started to resemble a T2a again.

Over the following few years Henning underwent a complete ground up restoration, every part being removed, overhauled, or replaced.  There are many very satisfying jobs when restoring a T2 but the absolute worse is scrapping off the hard and dried out under seal, what a ball-ache of a job that was!  My long-standing best friend (the one with the 70’s beetle) had also recently restored a T2 and advised me that I would need ‘patience, time and deep pockets’ – how right he was!

In 2021 the mechanical & electrical restoration was finally complete, and Henning was capable of self-propulsion.  However, the first outing was a bit of a disaster.  We had decided to drive Henning to our daughters’ house, that it just on the other side of town, filling him up on the way.  When the time came to head home Henning simply would not start.  After about an hour of fiddling about and head scratching, we managed to eventually get him started and limped home.  The problem turned out to be a blocked carburettor due to rust in the fuel tank that got washed off when we filled Henning up for the first time.

After this incident we decided to replace the fuel tank and at the same time replace the original engine (that turned out to be a bit of a ‘duffer’) with a 1776cc from The VW Engine Shop (that I can’t praise highly enough).  At the same time, I invested in twin Weber ICT carbs, a Vintage Speed exhaust and electric fuel pump setup.  Needless to say, it was a complete transformation, and I am very happy with the results.

Now that the various mechanical bits and bobs had been sorted it was finally time to address the multi-coloured bodywork.  So, in the autumn of 2021 I started to look around for local spray shops in the (naive) belief that it would only take them a few weeks to complete.  How wrong I was as everywhere was fully booked up for at least 6 months!  The bodywork eventually took 9 months to complete but I have to say I am absolutely delighted with the results.  We don’t have any regrets about keeping the original colour scheme of Pastel White and Cloud White that now positively gleams!

When Henning was finally complete (if a T2 can ever be considered as fully finished?) in 2022 we had our first proper trip away to Busfest.  We were made very welcome by the T2 Owners Club and spent a lovely weekend talking and having fun with likeminded VW enthusiasts.  What a truly great club and to cap the weekend off, we won a bottle of bubbly for ‘Best Interior’ (more about the interior to come in the next issue).

Since then, we have had several very enjoyable and memorable trips away in Henning, including a week away on the North Norfolk coast where we were the envy of others on the campsite in their modern and anonymous motorhomes!

Finally, you may be wondering why we call our Camper ‘Henning Van’.  Well, we are big fans of the German Comedy Ambassador ‘Henning Wehn’ who is from Westfalia in Germany.  At a recent ‘after show book signing’ we told him that we had named our camper van after him.  He gave us a slightly perplexed look, said ‘very good’ and gave us a German Comedy Ambassador badge!

Next issue, Simon will give us an update on how they changed the interior of Henning to scoop that Best Interior at Busfest 2022!

Eric the Viking – a restoration in many parts – April 2024

Spend since last report: £508. Total hours labour since last report: 88.9

Yes, that is a lot of hours since the last report. Yes, progress has been made! Last report, I noted that I had purchased a new spray gun and it was time to test it out. Prior to installing the nose / front panel, I decided to spray it before installation to get down to the bottom that is hidden when installed. At the same time, there is a lot of metal to spray on the cab floor, kick panel, seat tubs and main cargo floor. I mixed up my 2-pack L90D Pastel White and donned my trusty 3M mask and did a test spray on some cardboard to check the spray pattern. Once that was about right, I set to work and used about 750ml of paint.

I’m not very good at paint and for sure others would be faster. My garage is dusty, so there’s a few bits under the paint here and there, but it is on and looks great. The feel of 2-pack paint is that it is really durable and smooth (dusty bits excepted!).

Then I moved on to the installation of the front panel. Welding that on is simple – loads of people do it. There was a recent article from John Undie Underwood on it with clear details, and is a regular thing to do as the front takes all of the weather when driving.

Simple huh?

I started to get it clamped into position just 2,023 days after purchasing the panel from Just Kampers in 2018 and it has been sitting in the corner of my garage ever since. Every clamp in my garage was used to get it into position along with a ratchet strap to hold things tight. No matter how I tried, it would not line up properly – I managed to get everything sitting comfortably except the bulges on each side between the windscreen and the air intake vent. Possibly the panel was a poor pressing or it got bent at some point, or I simply did not know what I was doing!

I welded it all into place except the bulges. All looked good. The outer panel matched to the inner windscreen panel to within 1mm which was brilliant given that the inner panel went in rather blind due to rot on the previous one.

The air vent tabs also lined up and the spot welds were things of beauty.

Next up is the dashboard. The dash is made of the metal front, a softer rubber style grab rail in the middle and then the metal for the dials, radio and switches. Separating the 3 components was straight forward, although the nuts would have been tricky without my trusty impact driver. Everything was stripped to bare metal before dealing with the inevitable rust on the front lip. This was chopped out and a few sections of new steel let in. I was quietly pleased with how smoothly that all went on!

Once stripped, I then rust proofed it all, etch primed twice and top coated twice with John Deere matt black tractor paint that is my go-to paint for black parts and it goes on wonderfully well. I also emptied the box of other metal to be painted black as well – dash, front of dash, steering column, steering column surround, foot pedals, steering column support bracket and closure panel on the floor, and finally the air vents that sit on the front of the dashboard.

The sun came out for a change and it all got air dried and sun baked.

The inner windscreen repair panel did not come with the bracket to attach the dashboard. Never mind, I can cut rectangles of steel, bend them, drill a hole and weld a captive nut. I made one for each mounting hole of the dashboard, offered up the dashboard, marked the location and welded them in place. They looked great and I then painted them in L90D pastel white and adjourned for the day with a big smile on my face.

It was later that night that I realised that you don’t put the dashboard in flush to the top of the inner windscreen, it goes about an inch down. The next day, I carefully removed the tabs, remaking a few that were not good enough to re-use, took the paint off the tabs and the inner screen, welded them on in the right place and then offered up the dashboard. Yet more time spent doing it a second time because I don’t know what I’m doing.

Member report – Belfast and the Northern Ireland Coast Road by Paul McManus

I wrote an article last year about installing MGF seats in Beryl, our 1973 Westfalia Continental, and promised a follow-up article about our trip to the Emerald Isle. (Editor notes – it was written last year but Member’s Motor articles were already in the pipeline, so the seats article is in issue 190!).

Sunday 20-08-23

We set off from Liverpool, on the 10.30 a.m. sailing to Belfast. Boarding the ferry was much easier than I’d anticipated. Beryl was already attracting the attention of our fellow travellers, and the new seats were getting a big thumbs up from Vikki and I.

We booked a cabin to make our trip onboard more relaxing as the crossing is 8 hours, and as luck would have it, our porthole overlooked Beryl, parked on deck in the August sunshine!

The crossing was smooth and comfortable, and disembarking into the Port in Belfast was very organised. What had I worried about?

Although hailing from Northern Ireland and having attended University in the city, I hadn’t been back to Belfast since 1996, so driving through the streets in a vehicle that was even older was a joy.

We’d decided to spend a few days in Belfast, so we parked at our city centre hotel, The Bullit on Church Lane. We ate in the hotel steak restaurant Taylor and Clay, which was fabulous.

Monday 21-08-23

We went for a morning jog through the city centre. It was a trip down memory lane for me, and jogging past my old University was a sight to behold after it’s multi-million-pound refurbishment.

We’d organised an itinerary for our trip, and first up was a 3.5-hour secret food tour of 6 notable eateries and watering holes in the city. It was fabulous, and the company of our guide and the other participants made it a truly memorable experience.  

Tuesday 22-08-23

Being centrally located, we decided to run past the Titanic Museum before visiting later in the day. We booked tickets for the museum and a guided tour and can thoroughly recommend this for anyone visiting the Belfast.  

Back in Beryl we headed out the Shore Road past Carrickfergus to our campsite at Carnfunnock Country Park.

Wednesday 23-08-23

After a morning run along the beach and a breakfast purchased in the famous Sawers Deli in Belfast, we set off along the Shore Road towards Ballycastle, a beautiful drive along the coast and through small villages.

We ate at the Look-Out Restaurant, the sister of the established Salt House restaurant and enjoyed an evening of fantastic food and drink accompanied by stunning views of the Irish coast.

Thursday 24-08-23

We had planned to make our way to Portrush, where I’d spent the summers of my youth working in a theme park called Barrys and my evenings in the many bars, but we were enjoying Ballycastle so much we decided to stay. The weather didn’t play ball, so we ended up cosied up in Beryl and watched episodes of Elementary on the projector.

Friday 25-08-23

Homeward bound a further 25 miles to Limavady along the coast to my hometown of Limavady to join up with my family.

A few days back home brought our trip home to a fitting end before we set off home on the Sunday 10.30 a.m. crossing to Liverpool.

Paul, Vikki and Beryl

Ask The Mechanic – Replacing the pushrod tubes by John “Undie” Underwood

Hey guys here’s one that’s not for the faint hearted. Pushrod tube replacement. It’s something I have been putting off for ages and one that needed addressing as the oil leak was getting progressively worse. I’m very lucky to have a neighbour who loves to tinker and a brother-in-law (sun seeker Betti) to offer to help and advice. Or if I’m being honest show me how to do. Not knowing how this will go is always daunting but we got the engine out and mounted onto the stand. (Believe me without this it would have been nigh on impossible). Then this is where I realised that it wouldn’t be an easy or straight forward job, I had to remove the heat exchangers and manifolds and fan housing to give me adequate access to remove the rocker cover and the heads to get to the pushrods.

Once all this has been removed and tappets and pushrods removed and cleaned and put in an order ready to go back could we start the removal of the old pushrods. This was the state of the driver’s side.

Bent at the top and slightly kinked, no wonder there was an oil leak!
The new pushrods tones were fitted using some copper gasket seal and new seals and repeated on the other side and the pushrods and tappets replaced.

And all case fitting put back together ensuring the nuts were done to the correct torque and sequence, something I knew nothing of, so I am glad that my neighbour did ! This is very important as you don’t want to tighten down wrongly as the case won’t sit perfectly. Or the pushrods sit correctly into the slots. Now this has been done time to set the correct tappit distances, definitely a two person job as you have to understand the firing sequence in order to set these correctly, so one turning the engine to get the pushrods in the correct location ie Top dead centre on crank to give piston 1 and rotating 180’ to bottom dead centre on piston four and so on through the sequence while the other sets the distance and locks it in each time the crank rotates.

 
Like most things on our beloved vans, once you take one thing apart you realise something else needs addressing, and yes this was the case for me! Main seal to the clutch needed changing along with the bar that holds the gear box to the chassis needed to be fitted as it was completely missing.


Now everything is in place and securely sealed and torqued up the exhaust manifold fitted and engine back in. All this in three days and before Busfest! But yes there’s always a but! The journey up and back of about 70 miles proved to be a warmup as when we got back, I could sense the engine was not right, you get to know after a while of working and driving these vans, and yes jacked the van back up removed the wheels and the rocker covers and checked the tappet distances. They were miles out, so redone them back to the correct setting and resealed the rockers let it set in overnight checked the oil again and relax, all’s good in the engine and she sounds sweet.

Eric the Viking – a restoration in many parts – February 2024

Spend since last report: £17.55. Total hours labour since last report: 8

Whilst sorting the workbench, I came across a trapezoidal piece of steel with a lip all round, covered in 50 years of muck. It is the steering box strengthener plate that goes between the box and the chassis rail. I had been looking for it last year when I fitted the steering box back onto Eric. Annoyingly, I had put the steering box on, the drag link, greased everything and it looked great.

Drag link nut came off easily but the ball joint (top of picture) steadfastly refused to separate from the Pitman arm (arm at an angle under it). After much hammering and swearing, I explained the issue to a neighbour who offered to lend me his ball joint separator, which reminded me that I had one on the tool shelf ten feet from where I had been hitting the ball joint bolt. Oops, silly me.

Once the drag link was off, it is possible to remove the steering box of a late Bay with the Pitman arm still attached, which is a good job as the arm will not come off the box so it is staying there for now! With the steering box on the bench and the strengthener plate being stripped to bare metal for a repaint, I was unhappy with the paint on the steering box so that was stripped again. 3 coats of etch prime and 2 coats of John Deere top paint in matt black to both and they looked great once more.

Seam sealer to the join between chassis and strengthener plate (it is horrendously messy stuff) and reassembly went smoothly. At the same time, since I had the etch primer and the top coat, I grabbed the box of tin ware for the engine and did that as well – I had stripped it last year and rust proofed already. Looks much better.

The brake pedal had been bothering me as I had a return spring that seemed to do nothing – I did my trusty saying “What would Malcolm do?” and contacted him. My spring had snapped, which was why it was doing nothing. JK to the rescue with that and a pack of other bits. The return spring works better when it is complete and after a small fight, it was on. I connected the handbrake cables to the brace bar that also turned up on the bench and then went through all of the suspension and steering nuts, ensuring that each one has the correct washer under the nut. During one enforced rest, I bought loads of washers and a box of drawers to store them. All labelled of course. That was easier than hunting through my assorted basket of bits for random washers and all nuts are now about 18% stronger with the washer added.

The clutch return spring was next, the previous one having never been there. Removing the circlip, the arm, the cup seal and the washer took 5 minutes, cleaning was straight forward but took about 15 minutes to remember where I had put the box of new circlips! Once found it was easy, then empty the whole of the garage of all boxes of parts, work bench, welder and everything else which took ages. Eric went down onto his 2 wheels, the rollover jig came off, new wheels went on the hubs. Those wheels went down as well…fortunately I have spares.

Eric is now on 4 wheels and I can access the front. Next up, prepare the cab for the topcoat – filler, sanding, more primer on top of the current primer, then topcoat in L90D white. The only spend this time was £17.55 on a new spray gun, the old one was about a fiver and has done about 7 years good service but keeps leaking paint out of the nozzle all over the floor. The garage looks like it has measles.

The next morning, I popped into the garage to see Eric and the overnight heavy rain had come in leaving a large puddle under the workbench and the freezer. Ho hum.

Member’s Motor – The Story of ‘Henning Van’ a 1970 Westfalia – Part 1 – by Simon Gregory

No doubt my fascination with cars comes from my father, who has owned many interesting vehicles over the years, ranging from an Austin A35 to various Renaults and BMWs (including a 2002 Tii and a 635CSi) as well as a Jaguar XJC.

My first exposure to air-cooled VWs was in my late teens when my best friend owned a ’70s beetle.  Although not particularly sporty, I was impressed with its reliability and seemingly unburstable engine.  One summer we bought 2 beetles from a scrapyard for £30 (yes £30!) and made ourselves a very rudimentary VW dune buggy to race around a friend’s parent’s farm.  It was absolutely terrifying but great fun, nevertheless!

Over the years I’ve owned several Mk 2 Golfs, a particularly nice Mk 1 Scirocco Storm (that I still miss to this day) and have also built several kit cars.  However, I’ve always had a longing to own an air-cooled VW camper and so, about 10 years ago, I bought myself a copy of Hayne’s ‘Volkswagen Bay Transporter Restoration Manual’.  Whilst this is an excellent book, I must admit that it slightly put me off the idea of owning a T2, as 90% of the contents seemed to relate to rust repairs!  However, despite the rather gloomy picture painted by the Haynes manual, my ‘itch’ to own a T2 didn’t go away.

In 2018, I spotted an advert on eBay for a 1970 VW Westfalia Camper that was described as a California import and rust-free.  The T2 was quite local so, with the rust repair sections of the Haynes manual foremost in my mind, I decided to look and see if it really was corrosion free.  To my complete surprise, it was ‘as described’ with no significant rust but with plenty of work still required to get it roadworthy again.  The owner had previously restored a VW split-screen bus and, knowing the time and money it takes, had decided to sell the Westy given his young family and imminent plans to move house.

So later that evening, I casually mentioned this rust-free T2 that I’d spotted on eBay to my wife, Cate.  Fully expecting a firm ‘NO’, I was pleasantly surprised to hear that she also had a secret desire to own a ‘cute’ old VW Camper one day.  After some nail-biting and frantic bidding on eBay, we won the auction and ‘Henning’ the Westy was finally ours!

I managed to borrow the works pickup and trailer and collected Henning the very next weekend.  After clearing a suitable space in the garage, we came across our first major problem; Henning was slightly too tall for our garage doors!  After some head scratching, we decided to remove the pop top and let some air out of the tyres and, hey presto, Henning was safely inside.  A major expense over the coming year was some rather smart (but expensive) taller garage doors.  I consoled myself by the fact I had always fancied electric opening garage doors and now I had the perfect excuse to buy them.  

Henning was in a very sorry state when we got him, with no front panel (the original panel apparently being badly dented by the spare wheel), a bump to the rear offside corner, and the dashboard and engine having also been removed.

The interior was also in a very bad way and had obviously been a comfortable home to various creatures over the years.  After Cate declared she was “never going to go camping with that old interior,” we decided to remove and sell it on eBay.  I had initially thought that we would be lucky to find anyone interested in just taking it away, let alone paying money for it.  However, I was amazed at the interest (and bids) it generated, I had obviously badly under-priced it!

To be continued…

Don’t Panic! Ask The Mechanic! Fitting Power Steering to Baldrick By Bob Grimley

After talking to Nick at the AGM, I told him that I was fitting a “Litesteer” to my 1979 late bay, he suggested it would be a good article for the magazine. The Litesteer kit is not the cheapest but on delivery, the quality of the kit I received was very good, and the instructions easy to follow. Plus a 10% club discount was a bonus!

The parts and harness are of top quality and made to last. First job was to remove the old steering wheel column, disconnect the battery and remove the pedal cover.

Next remove the kick board, rubber mats, disconnect wiring, remove steering wheel and disconnect the column from the steering box.

Next the column needs to be cut, using the spacer this give you the exact position to cut the column to ensure it fits without error. The plate then needs drilling to take the ECU, fitting the new unit was easy.

Next run the harness under the van to the battery and connect to the positive terminal, follow original harness and clip to it. Plug in four connectors to the ECU and one to the light switch.

Connect battery to earth and you are ready to go. I could not believe the difference it has made, it is like driving a new modern car, Baldrick is better than any T6 VW camper. With its 2000cc Type 4 engine and twin choke Webber, large sump oil cooler it makes a very good tow bus.

The whole process takes only a few hours with the box of parts costing between £834 and £1,194 depending which vehicle and they will fit it for £300 extra. Remember that you can get 10% off as a club member!

Another option instead of the Litesteer is a package available on eBay for £295. This also takes a few hours and needs the steering column cutting but this package does need a small amount of welding of the steering column as well plus a bracket to stop the column from twisting. Just search eBay for “Bay window power steering”.

Sleeping Under The Stars by Mark Hodgson

(or… How I tried to turn my T2 into a mobile Cathedral)

It happened in Oxford. Very fitting for the start of an ecclesiastical undertaking. My wife Lindsay and I had stopped for a weekend sojourn among the dreaming spires on our way to the Isle of Wight for a VWT2OC summer meet. It was June 2021.

Our recently acquired 1976 Devon Bay Conversion (affectionately known as “the camper”) had let us down twice: in the same place on the M65, trying to get to Orcaber Farm campsite at Settle (highly recommended btw). Brakes seized on all wheels. Turns out it was the servo, which our local champion “The Slambassador” duly replaced. So we were nervous of such a long journey from Liverpool, and split the route in two.

On the second night Lindsay had gone to the shower block and I was up in the roof space making the bed. And then all of a sudden I wasn’t. I was on the floor of the camper with halves of a broken bed in splinters around me. If it hadn’t been for the movable seat/storage cupboard directly underneath, our poor dog Toby would have been flattened. As it was, he stared at me in a mixture of shock and disappointment.

We slept on the rock’n’roll bed for the rest of the trip. Examination of the bed boards revealed that they were made from something similar to a pound shop picture frame stuffed with egg boxes and covered with hardboard. Hardly sufficient to support my ever increasing bulk and that of my not insignificant other. Small children perhaps, or Ken and Barbie, but not big kids. So, I went to our local timber merchant and had a couple of pieces of 18mm plywood cut to size. Not even the elephant in the room would be able to destroy that! And so it remained: strong and reliable, but also plain and wooden, until our first successful trip to Orcaber Farm.

We took the Settle to Carlisle railway, entertained on the way by a group of Dutch tourists who were slightly tipsy but great company. We decided to experience the atmosphere in the Cathedral to full effect by attending a short service with choir. And it was looking up at the awe-inspiring ceiling inside the Cathedral, as we listened to spiritually uplifting song, that I got the idea to paint our bedboards in the same pattern. Deep blue with golden heavenly bodies and red and white adornment. Eighteen months later, the job hadn’t started. Amazon were fresh out of tuits, round or otherwise. It was a project for the future.

And then I turned the telly on one day, happening to catch an episode of “George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces”. George was having a caravan bespoke built by a team of artisans and professionals, and guess what design he was planning for the ceiling? A facsimile of Carlisle cathedral! I had a Victor Meldrew moment, and then I was spurred into action.

There was half a tin of gloss (coincidentally called “Oxford Blue”) left from when I had repainted the front door, and a can of gold spray paint that had been buried for years somewhere in the shed. Armed with rolls of masking tape and some acrylic primer, I set about my grand design. Toby gave discerning looks and barks, and tried to put his own pawprint on proceedings while the paint was wet. Together we got the job done.

I haven’t dared to watch any more episodes of George Clarke. I’m sure his design will be more elaborate, more ornate and very much more expensive, and I’m not going to give him the opportunity to rub my nose in it. But I am very happy with the result, and hope you like it too. I’m thinking of turning the sink into a font next, and maybe the under-bed storage into a crypt. What do you reckon?